Just today the Binker made me eat an entire bag of chocolate almonds. He threatened me with acute tummy discomfort and emotional distress if I didn't comply with his demands. I did not want to eat ALL the almonds. Is this a crime? What are the legal ramifications for a minor who commits such a heinous crime? Please help!
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Dear Officer Dick,
Just today the Binker made me eat an entire bag of chocolate almonds. He threatened me with acute tummy discomfort and emotional distress if I didn't comply with his demands. I did not want to eat ALL the almonds. Is this a crime? What are the legal ramifications for a minor who commits such a heinous crime? Please help!
Sincerely,
The Incubator
Dear Almond Eater It is a crime in some areas but not in the PROB or if forced to by binker
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